Sunday, April 4, 2010

Sunday Funnies, 04-04-2010: Loan for a Frog

Each Sunday I will post a joke or image that I find to be funny. For a while I've been collecting jokes and funny pictures on the Internet and I'd love to share some of them with you. Whenever possible, I will include the source of the joke. If you would just so happen to see a joke or photo that belongs to you and you would like credit or the item removed, please contact me and I will oblige.

The weekly jokes will be cataloged on the "Sunday Funnies" page under the "Contents" section so you can go back and catch up on any you may have missed.

And now, for our first Sunday Funny...

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.'

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.'

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?'

The bank manager looks back at her and says..

'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

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